So this 19 year old kid at my work was talking about this girl from his high school, and how nasty she was because “she fucked three of my friends.” So I asked him if his friends were nasty too, and he didn’t understand. So I said “well your friends had sex with this girl, but she’s the only nasty…
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
Muggleborns showing their gullible pureblood friends episodes of Doctor Who and telling them it’s a documentary series.